Here are my commission options for 2024! You pick the subject matter, I make you a funny or interesting painting. This is the next mutation of my Weird Little Paintings series from 2022 and 2023.

[Another way to get a piece from me is to purchase something from my Amazon list (a mix of practical things I hate buying and fun things I absolutely do not need to buy) and in return I will send you something of similar value inspired by the item. For example, if you send me a giant roll of bubble wrap I might send you a silly collage incorporating bubble wrap. If you do this, be sure to include your mailing address in the gift note!]